A blond man shouts frantically into the phone“My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”“Is this her first child?” ...sks the Doctor.“No”, he shouts, “this is her husband!”A blond man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.The cop says, “That’s your air freshener swinging about!”A blond man’s dog goes missing and he is. He saw a young boy sitting in the kitchen through a screen door. He came to the door and told Tyler he could sit in the kitchen or on the verandah. ‘The verandah?’ He asked. ‘Yeah, you know, outside, here on the verandah,’ he said in a you-idiot kind of tone as he motioned to the front deck that they were standing on. ‘Oh, okay, I’ll sit outside.’ He nodded and closed the screen door. ‘Mum! There’s some yank here who wants tea!’ He yelled. ‘Well put the kettle on, I’ll be there in a jiffy.’. More

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